aesmael

Scene: At home, cleaning. The phone rings. It is answered with a touch of irritation at the interruption.

AESMAEL: Hello?
PHONE VOICE: Hello, can I speak to Mr [legalname]?
AESMAEL: Speaking.
PHONE VOICE: No, I'm looking for Mr [legalname].
AESMAEL: That's me.
PHONE VOICE: Oh. *launches into sales pitch*
AESMAEL: *brush-off* *click*

. . .

*laughter*

Maybe next time I will say he is not here.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Yuki Kajiura - Fake Wings /Make Decision

(10:37:16 PM) flynnacatri: http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980814
(10:38:06 PM) aesmael: Medic flowers are very rare, but have tremendously fantastic properties.
(10:38:20 PM) flynnacatri: Zigactement!
(10:38:24 PM) flynnacatri: Like bezoars
(10:38:31 PM) flynnacatri: ...and sleep...
(10:38:36 PM) flynnacatri: and anithistamines. Dammitr
(10:38:47 PM) aesmael: Sleepistimines.
(10:39:14 PM) flynnacatri: yesssss....
(10:39:20 PM) flynnacatri: frog pils
(10:39:22 PM) aesmael: Bezoars live deep in the forest. Their quills make extracting the healing juice a risky prospect.
(10:39:27 PM) aesmael: Dessicated.
(10:40:06 PM) flynnacatri: Requires gloves of the northern silver thistle leaf and tongs from sapient pearwood to fend off the individually attacking bristles
(10:40:07 PM) aesmael: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/04/01/
See? You are real!
(10:40:23 PM) flynnacatri: No. I am a typing autobot.
(10:40:57 PM) aesmael: Alt-form?
(10:41:06 PM) flynnacatri: Invisible
(10:41:38 PM) aesmael: Translucent.
(10:41:46 PM) flynnacatri: Dryers are evil consumerism
(10:41:46 PM) aesmael: Transparent aluminum.
(10:43:12 PM) flynnacatri: Yes! IT CALLS ME! A great disturbance in the ocean mesopelagic zone! As if many phytoplankton CRIED OUT in sudden terror
(10:43:33 PM) aesmael: =^____^=

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Brahms - Waltz in A Flat

(4:50:51 PM) ***

aepalizage is studying Canadian histor
(4:50:52 PM)

aepalizage: y
(4:51:05 PM)

aesmael: With an eye to conquest?
(4:51:15 PM)

aesmael: Not of Canadia, but its history.
(4:51:19 PM)

aepalizage: Yes.
(4:51:33 PM)

aepalizage: I plan to colonize the Viking arrival at L'anse aux Meadows
(4:51:42 PM)

aesmael: *is laughing*
(4:51:54 PM)

aepalizage: It's a very strategic location in Canadian 4-Space
(4:51:54 PM)

aesmael: *thinks the world is a better place for your having said that*
(4:52:44 PM)

aepalizage: If I can control it, anyone wishing to gain access to present-displaced versions of the Canadian worldline shall have to pay my tariffs and taxes.
(4:52:51 PM)

aepalizage: I shall become vastly rich.

Current Mood: pensive

[13:56] soltice: I'm curious, where would you like to live the most?
[13:56] aesmael: Hm?
[13:56] aesmael: Out of where?
[13:57] soltice: Well, if you had the choice to live anywhere, where would you like to live?
[13:59] aesmael: Somewhere on a hill overlooking a distant but reachable ocean, with a beautiful garden and friends and family close by. There would be sun, and rain, and snow in winter and in spring you can walk barefoot.

Current Mood: crushed
Current Music: ABC Classic FM

Originally published at a denizen's entertainment. You can comment here or there.

[Conducted in relay, edited for coherence]

Trice: You're the anthropologist. Frustrated question: Why don't people realise other people are people too?

Tess: Because we live in a self-serving appeasist culture.

Ami: My sister is an anthropologist too :\

Trice: Some anthropologists are good and some are bad tho.

Trice: At the end of each millennium they battle it out for supremacy.

Tess: <.<

Tess: >.>

Tess: *polishes her katana nervously*

Ami: :o

Ami: There can only be one? :O

Tess: Well, Mr. Leaky. We meet again. May I show you my discovery? *brandishes sword* I call her, "Lucy". Like it!? *manical grin*

Ami: Stay in universities

Ami: since in highlander churches and other religious places

Ami: are where immortals cannot fight.

Ami: I guess for anthropologists their safe place are libraries and university offices? :o

Ami: Mebbe museums? :o

Tess: The last stand will be in the Akkadian exhibit in the British museum...

Trice: Fitting, I suppose...

Trice: Since the Monolith never was found.

Tess: Really? I could never figure out why my mattress is so stiff, black, and occasionally trills...

Current Mood: happy

I wanted to be someone like you. I wanted to be a scientist. I wanted to be an explorer, a discoverer. I wanted to be wise, I wanted to be compassionate. I wanted to learn everything. I wanted to be witty, I wanted to wield words with precision.

I wanted to be an artist in all things, and I wanted to be free.

( Pay no attention to the text behind the cut )

Current Mood: contemplative

I just finished reading through the archives of Alien Dice the other day and moved on to the next webcomic in my folder, Abstract Gender. I've since finished that one too (it was mostly filler comics) but at the time indulged in a short rantish thing at

soltice on the topic. Since I think it turned out a bit better than my usual review attempts, here is a copy-paste of my thoughts.

( Cut because of large text )

Now I am reading old Altermeta. So far it is much better drawn and written and far more engaging than either of the other two, but this is just the first few pages.

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: nomusic

[2:27:33 AM]

soltice: Vader: Obi-wan Kenobi is here. The force is with him.
Me: The *whole* force? My God...
[2:32:46 AM]

aesmael: With him, yes, but not willingly. They would much rather frolic among the rubble of Alderaan.
[2:33:08 AM]

soltice: Heh.
[2:33:23 AM]

soltice Princess Leia a raging lesbian? Perhaps...
[2:33:49 AM]

aesmael: Hee. Perhaps if we gave Luke a sex change.
[2:33:52 AM]

aesmael: Lucy?
[2:34:23 AM]

soltice: Hmmm, does the Force have the ability to do sex changes?
[2:34:56 AM]

aesmael: It has the power to make people take Anakin seriously, so yeah, probably.
[2:35:09 AM]

soltice: Ha!
[2:36:09 AM]

aesmael: As Yoda might say: "Change your sex you cannot. Only gender there is. Choose, and be."

Current Mood: loved
Current Location: bed
Current Music: Seth Shostak - That's What You Think!

[21:22] Hatchan: no one should be eaten by seals
[21:22] Hatchan: i dun trust seals
[21:23] ami_angelwings: yus :O
[21:23] ami_angelwings: they're so.. sneaky
[21:23] ami_angelwings: they lay around looking fat
[21:23] ami_angelwings: and then they eat penguins :(

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Acknowledgement - Modjo

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