Overheard somewhere nearby

[aesmael]

(4:50:51 PM) ***aepalizage is studying Canadian histor
(4:50:52 PM) aepalizage: y
(4:51:05 PM) aesmael: With an eye to conquest?
(4:51:15 PM) aesmael: Not of Canadia, but its history.
(4:51:19 PM) aepalizage: Yes.
(4:51:33 PM) aepalizage: I plan to colonize the Viking arrival at L'anse aux Meadows
(4:51:42 PM) aesmael: *is laughing*
(4:51:54 PM) aepalizage: It's a very strategic location in Canadian 4-Space
(4:51:54 PM) aesmael: *thinks the world is a better place for your having said that*
(4:52:44 PM) aepalizage: If I can control it, anyone wishing to gain access to present-displaced versions of the Canadian worldline shall have to pay my tariffs and taxes.
(4:52:51 PM) aepalizage: I shall become vastly rich.

Comments

[flynnacatri.livejournal.com]

Ah? Or rather, they would have been vastly rich. But know I now their plans and have stolen the idea. Thank you. *sits back and prepares to enjoy vast richness*

although... I could make you BOTH vast and rich by stuffing you with dark chocolate cake...mwahahaha

[flynnacatri.livejournal.com]

Also, you realise that posting chat logs is the last stop on the road to total marshmallowdom? NOW IT'S MY TURN! AHAHAHAHA

[lost-angelwings.livejournal.com]

You need to keep Detroit in the war of 1812 this time tho instead of giving it back... maybe a Canadian touch could help it :D

Also make Toronto make sense when doing the urban planning and zoning.. PLZ

[pazi-ashfeather.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have other plans for Detroit...>.>

(It's one of the locales visited in my novel, but has become a feral city in this future-scape. Follow the link for a description of feral cities:)

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0JIW/is_4_56/ai_110458726

Toronto is the next stop after that. ^_^

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

If she's controlling Canadian History can she tweak it so Harper didn't get elected please?

[pazi-ashfeather.livejournal.com]

Certainly. That will be $500,000 Canadian.

Bwahaha. Time travel is the ultimate form of extortion.

[krank-kether.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I'll annex Les Cantons de L'est this weekend. Only a 3.5 hour drive. Shall I bring a flag.. because as you well know, you can't have anything without a flag.

[aesmael.livejournal.com]

You have one prepared?