*blink*

[aesmael]

Scene: At home, cleaning. The phone rings. It is answered with a touch of irritation at the interruption.

AESMAEL: Hello?
PHONE VOICE: Hello, can I speak to Mr [legalname]?
AESMAEL: Speaking.
PHONE VOICE: No, I'm looking for Mr [legalname].
AESMAEL: That's me.
PHONE VOICE: Oh. *launches into sales pitch*
AESMAEL: *brush-off* *click*

. . .

*laughter*






Maybe next time I will say he is not here.

Comments

[lost-angelwings.livejournal.com]

You are awesome :D

And voice passing :D

[flynnacatri.livejournal.com]

Next time you should say:
My names Legalname. Mister Legalname.

[soltice.livejournal.com]

You could go into a long, drawn out explanation involving alien abduction and brain transplants...