Sharp change of direction for physicists

[aesmael]

Leading particle physicists have recently announced they have given up the search for the Higgs bosun, to focus instead on seeking evidence of the elusive Higgs ninja. The Higgs ninja is believed to be responsible for mass, via a process of sneaking around and gluing particles together when no one is looking.

Of their reasons for switching focus one spokesperson has been quoted as saying "We simply don't believe a pirate force could have evaded detection all these years" and more pertinently that "Very few subatomic particles show evidence of having been boarded."

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[lost-angelwings.livejournal.com]

:O

xD

[cmcmck.livejournal.com]

Snerk!

How very silly :o)