The new order of things

[aesmael]

Dear Greater Macrocosm,

A great majority of the persons with whom I am in correspondence exist in a separate 'time zone' to me; possibly they are phase-shifted from reality or from another planet, I can't be bothered sorting out all these finicky details. This causes any communication involving named days of the week to become wracked with ambiguity, and not any of the fun kinds.

Therefore, I am instituting the following reforms, effective immediately:

Illusory Day	Real Day	Unified Reference Scheme (URS) Day
Monday	Sunday	Smunday
Tuesday	Monday	Tuensday
Wednesday	Tuesday	Wuesday
Thursday	Wednesday	Thrensday
Friday	Thursday	Frursday
Saturday	Friday	Sriday
Sunday	Saturday	Sunturday

Your compliance is appreciated.

With flourish,
Summer Snow, Tyrant of the Seven Seas

P.S. Would someone mind telling me how long we have been having Tuesdays, and why I was not informed? It is as if there is a blank space in my mind which does not want to acknowledge their existence.

Comments

[nacho-cheese.livejournal.com]

So long as any day starting with "S" remains a weekend, I'm down. We'd also profit from that, I think. ;) And no one would complain about Mondays anymore!

[pazi-ashfeather.livejournal.com]

Tuesday was invented during the Protestant Reformation, as a substitute for Ktuluesday, which commemorates the ancient and terrible god-beast waiting in the depths of sunken Rl'yeh for the day when it awakens and drives humanity mad. The Protestants thought this was a pretty damn scary thing and wanted no truck with it.

[krank-kether.livejournal.com]

I'll quote Arthur Dent:
"I never could get the hang of Tuesdays..."

Wait what's that? He said Thursdays? Oh damn.. well at least we tried.

[lost-angelwings.livejournal.com]

I like Smunday! :D