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The new order of things
2008-05-13 20:32Dear Greater Macrocosm,
A great majority of the persons with whom I am in correspondence exist in a separate 'time zone' to me; possibly they are phase-shifted from reality or from another planet, I can't be bothered sorting out all these finicky details. This causes any communication involving named days of the week to become wracked with ambiguity, and not any of the fun kinds.
Therefore, I am instituting the following reforms, effective immediately:
Your compliance is appreciated.
With flourish,
Summer Snow, Tyrant of the Seven Seas
P.S. Would someone mind telling me how long we have been having Tuesdays, and why I was not informed? It is as if there is a blank space in my mind which does not want to acknowledge their existence.
A great majority of the persons with whom I am in correspondence exist in a separate 'time zone' to me; possibly they are phase-shifted from reality or from another planet, I can't be bothered sorting out all these finicky details. This causes any communication involving named days of the week to become wracked with ambiguity, and not any of the fun kinds.
Therefore, I am instituting the following reforms, effective immediately:
| Illusory Day | Real Day | Unified Reference Scheme (URS) Day |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | Sunday | Smunday |
| Tuesday | Monday | Tuensday |
| Wednesday | Tuesday | Wuesday |
| Thursday | Wednesday | Thrensday |
| Friday | Thursday | Frursday |
| Saturday | Friday | Sriday |
| Sunday | Saturday | Sunturday |
Your compliance is appreciated.
With flourish,
Summer Snow, Tyrant of the Seven Seas
P.S. Would someone mind telling me how long we have been having Tuesdays, and why I was not informed? It is as if there is a blank space in my mind which does not want to acknowledge their existence.
