You're Pale Fire!
by Vladimir Nabokov
You're really into poetry and the interpretation thereof. Along the
road of life, you have had several identity crises which make it very unclear who you
are, let alone how to interpret poetry. You probably came from a foreign country, but
then again you seem foreign to everyone in ways unrelated to immigration. Most people
think you're quite funny, but maybe you're just sick. Talking to you ends up being much
like playing a round of the popular board game Clue.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Borrowed from
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pouringsand, who will have it back in a week or two, I swear.
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2006-08-10 17:59 |
You scored as Moya (Farscape). You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics) created with QuizFarm.com |
Sounds about right
But am I funny?
2006-07-08 23:23| the Wit |
| CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais  The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Complete Surprise
2006-06-28 13:26| You Are Cyclops |
 Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes |
They didn't make him very interesting in the movies but oh well, at least I'm hot. Like I said before, I would much rather have Mystique's power.
| Bi/Slightly Gay You scored -6 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight) |
| For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the same gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Have fun peoples, but don't expect to learn anything you don't already know.
Tricia ^_^
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tricia!
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Tricia.
- Tricia is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- All shrimp are born as Tricia, but gradually mature into females.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Tricia to stand for parliament!
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Tricia.
- Lightning strikes Tricia over seven times every hour!
- Tricia is only six percent water!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Tricia!
- Tricia is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Half a cup of Tricia contains only seventeen calories.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aesmael!
- Aesmael kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Aesmael.
- The porpoise is second to Aesmael as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Aesmael into a volcano it would stop erupting!
- If you drop Aesmael from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
- Aesmael can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Aesmael'.
- The horns of Aesmael are made entirely from hair.
- Aesmael can smell some things up to six miles away!
- About 100 people choke to death on Aesmael each year.
| Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male |
 Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! |
It's the Law (courtesy
udonman)
