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There was a man who really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tanned all over except his "thingie."
So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move it around with her cane , remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in the world."
The other lady asked what she meant.
She said, "When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I'm too old to squat!
He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tanned all over except his "thingie."
So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move it around with her cane , remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in the world."
The other lady asked what she meant.
She said, "When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I'm too old to squat!
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Date: 2007-09-18 00:39 (UTC)From:*shutters*
Love,
Lilly A. Noodle, Queen Of The Waffle
=^_^=
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Now I have to write something clever in case someone comes by.
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