aesmael

I had to go out for a spot of job-hunting today. On my way back I encountered Christians. Well, I think they were Christians. One guy was holding what looked to be a Bible, cupping his hands and yelling about Jesus. There was a woman standing behind him holding a large sign saying something about the lake of fire and who goes in and a man in front of them handing out pamphlets to passersby. I took one of course.

I suppose there is not much to be expected from a tiny four page photocopy. It basically says:

You and all humans are pathetic failure who do not deserve to exist and have earned torture in a lake of fire
A long time ago someone named Jesus died on our behalf but not really and this did some unexplained magic thing which makes a place called heaven accessible
If you believe this and grovel appropriately something called 'God' will not torture you in fire after you die

It sounds vaguely frightening and nonsensical but fortunately the pamphlet doesn't provide any reason to think this stuff is true.