Tonight's shampoo bottle began its instructions by asserting that it was 'too easy' and then instructing me to lather it in my hair. At this point I decided I did not, in fact, know what lather meant except by inference and so looked it up to be sure.
Now, where am I going to find a rod or whip for next time?
Edit: Whoops, I did not mean to give the impression I did not know the word lather. I knew what it meant from years of seeing it in use, what I meant to say is I suddenly decided I did not know it from the dictionary, officially, and set out to fix that.
Now, where am I going to find a rod or whip for next time?
Edit: Whoops, I did not mean to give the impression I did not know the word lather. I knew what it meant from years of seeing it in use, what I meant to say is I suddenly decided I did not know it from the dictionary, officially, and set out to fix that.