- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Tricia.
- Tricia is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- All shrimp are born as Tricia, but gradually mature into females.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Tricia to stand for parliament!
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Tricia.
- Lightning strikes Tricia over seven times every hour!
- Tricia is only six percent water!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Tricia!
- Tricia is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Half a cup of Tricia contains only seventeen calories.
- Aesmael kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Aesmael.
- The porpoise is second to Aesmael as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Aesmael into a volcano it would stop erupting!
- If you drop Aesmael from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
- Aesmael can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Aesmael'.
- The horns of Aesmael are made entirely from hair.
- Aesmael can smell some things up to six miles away!
- About 100 people choke to death on Aesmael each year.
I am sure getting this information out will improve everyone's lives immeasurably.