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Classes continue to be interesting although so far we have only been having introductions to our classes, not proper lessons yet. Well, today I was rather taken with the long history of libraries, enough that I have been feeling the urge to start calling myself a 'priestess of information'.
For those of you still wondering, I have unearthed on your behalf some information about what I am doing:
There is also a section on how to vanquish librarians but I won't be sharing that. However, Uncyclopedia provides a wealth of information on every topic imaginable. Observe:
Atheism - Atheism is actually a highly secretive religion devoted to private worship of the ultimate, all powerful goddess Athe ... This means that all atheists would like to kill all straight people ... Atheists commit acts of terrorism on a regular basis.
David Hume - David Hume was the greatest philosopher who never lived. Showing his potential from an early age, he had disproved the existence of God, society, and Asia while still a foetus, and the existence of over 30% of all known objects by his fifth birthday...
For those of you still wondering, I have unearthed on your behalf some information about what I am doing:
Librarians hoard the wisdom of humanity. They are the keepers of all knowledge, the guardians at the temples of understanding, and devoted protectors of the sanctuary in the midst of uneducated anarchy.
“Librarians are hiding something.”
~ Stephen Colbert on Librarians
Additionally, librarians can identify the enemies of the library system by smell: thieves, small children, politicians, tax payers, homeless people, teenagers, porn addicts, and the elusive library masturbator. These enemies are vanquished typically with the famous "Shhh" or the newer phrase "I'm calling the police."
There is also a section on how to vanquish librarians but I won't be sharing that. However, Uncyclopedia provides a wealth of information on every topic imaginable. Observe:
Atheism - Atheism is actually a highly secretive religion devoted to private worship of the ultimate, all powerful goddess Athe ... This means that all atheists would like to kill all straight people ... Atheists commit acts of terrorism on a regular basis.
David Hume - David Hume was the greatest philosopher who never lived. Showing his potential from an early age, he had disproved the existence of God, society, and Asia while still a foetus, and the existence of over 30% of all known objects by his fifth birthday...
