The Origin of Speeches - from the Garden of Edenics.
2007-09-14
Some things to do:
Twenty Fun Things To Do With A Time Machine
- Take half a critical mass of plutonium back to meet itself.
- Infest the timestream with time-beavers.
- Shoot the gunsmith.
- Take one end of a space-time wormhole and throw it into the other end.
- Release cloned Michael Crichtons into the Jurassic.
- Organise a mutual infanticide pact.
- Prevent this suggestion ever being made.
- Persuade Lewis Carroll to write "The Time Machine".
- Abduct your grandchildren and bring them up as your own kids.
- Plant a suicide note in JFK's pocket.
- Develop the temporal equivalent of waterskiing behind a speeding Tardis.
- Swap Adolf Hitler and Charlie Chaplin at birth.
- Genetically engineer yourself for maximum skill at genetic engineering.
- Go to Hiroshima, 06-Aug-45, and run amok with a chainsaw.
- Establish a Time Patrol Corps to prevent such frivolous tamperings with history (in 1897).
- Find whoever coined the phrase "Time Paradox" and hand them their own skull. Repeatedly.
- Simplify the controls on the average VCR remote by substituting chronoscopy for television.
- Steal Schrödinger's cat.
- Sell ten-year-old yoghurt without contravening its "best before" date.
- Park your Time Machine on the Turin Shroud and travel backwards to see where it really came from.
Merci,
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(Ooh, turns out I already had a tag for time travel)