Dear LOST

For Easter I wanna pony anna trampoline anna sekrit underground lair with real working minions!

Okay, pouringsand's letter is much much better.

Spreading the Good Word

lost_angelwings has written an excellent post about the cheap tricks employed by people in the entertainment industry to elicit a sympathetic reaction from people. Go read.

Everyone Else Was Doing It

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more workaholic than lazy, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted. As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), intellectual (80%), romantic (71%), greedy (59%).

Stereotypes Old Geezer 100% Hippie 83% College Student 75%

Life Experience Sex 27% Substances 3% Travel 3%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 90% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG. By the way, your hottness rank is 45%, hotter than 65% of other test takers.

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I think the person who wrote this was a male U.S. citizen. And if I am right - what an amazing unpredicatable coincidence!